jenniferjensen: (SGA: John this sucks out loud)
jenniferjensen ([personal profile] jenniferjensen) wrote on April 23rd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
joke for the day!

                                 My Dad Is Gay


Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.


'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Edmonton Oilers, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'

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